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>5. Finally -- I'd love to read trip reports from all. The more detailed,
>the better. I'm going to write one that should be entertaining, I hope (my
>working title: "How I Made $2 Grand Sleeping Through Pot Limit Texas
>Hold'Em, and then Lost it All Back at Craps betting the DON'T PASS -- when
>Some Idiot Held the Dice for 37 Minutes"). Read the posting here tomorrow,
>or you can wait for the movie-video. I'd like Bruce Willis or Tom Cruise
>(they'd have to dye his hair blonde) to play my character, but I'll probably
>end up with Tom Arnold (the goofy guy who was married to Roseanne).
>
>
>-- Nolan Dalla
>
>a.k.a. "Dark Side" (ala Peter Secor)
>
Well, I thought of John Malkovich for your part and perhaps Richard Gere as
a certain aforementioned "right" bettor...
Of course we would have to do the "Hollywood Re-Write", making certain
*poetic* adjustments...the part of Jazbo is played by...
Bo Derek!